Read These Amazing Comments On The Amazon Page For Samsung's $40,000 TV

Even in the best of circumstances, the comments and feedback on the Amazon.com product pages don't provide much clarity about the product. The typical reviews range from the obvious trolling by people paid to promote the product to product complaints that completely miss the point.

It's not likely that many people will be forking over nearly $40,000 for one of Samsung's new 85-inch 4K Ultra HD Smart LED TV's. But that hasn't stopped about 150 people from providing product reviews. Many of them reading more like performance art pieces than actual reviews:


My wife and I bought this after selling our daughter Amanda into white slavery. We actually got a refurbished. It's missing the remote, but oh well-- for $10K off, I can afford a universal, right? The picture is amazing. I've never seen the world with such clarity.

Amanda, if you're reading this, hang in there, honey! We'll see you in a year.





At first I hesitated to make the purchase, but then I saw the two AA batteries were free with the remote, and I was all in! Having this really fills in that empty space we called a bathroom!





We originally got this television when our nephew moved in. It has been a wonderful addition to the house for our nephew.

You see, our nephew was born and bred in West Philadelphia, where he spent most of his days playing basketball and relaxing. That was until a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble. It seems he got into one little fight, my sister got scared and told him he was moving in with myself and my husband here in the Bel-Air section of Los Angeles.

It was a tough adjustment period. How someone can find the stinkest cab from LAX IS BEYOND ME right off the plane. But when he got to the house and saw this television hanging in our kitchen by the sliding doors?

He knew he was finally here! He said he felt like a prince.

Everyone loves it. Our son loves dancing to Its Not Unusual on its sound system and personally for myself the detail really helps me see my fave plastic surgery shows (as I have completely changed how I look in less than two years.)

The price is a little low on what we were expecting, but hey: The price is as unbelievable as our lives.

Thank you, Samsung!

Vivian Banks
Bel-Air, California





We got this beauty to replace the bridge's main viewscreen after the last time Sulu traded paint with the Excelsior. And thanks to Spock's idea to gaffer tape the remote to my left-hand armrest on the Captain's chair I can now "mute" Khan whenever he starts ranting about Antares Maelstroms and perdition's flames and what not.....





I installed this TV in my basement bedroom. I watch a lot of 80s porn, so I was excited to see the Samsung come in an 85" size. Unfortunately, the review failed to disclose that it was not compatible with my Mitsubishi HS-U795 S-VHS SVHS Super VHS VCR as it does not accept the S-video cable. So, I converted all of my VHS tapes to DVD through my computer. Consider it is was copy of a copy, the picture was amazing. It was like being in the action. Not only could you count hairs, but you could see the bad complexion of the actresses and ass zits that you missed in the VHS format. My mom caught me enjoying Ginger Lynn teaching Amber Lynn the ropes when she came down to bring me a Thanksgiving leftover sandwich.

For gaming, this can't be beat. I connected an Atari Flashback 3 console to it. The football and soccer games are amazing. You can really appreciate the programmer's work and realistic gaming action.

Use your Amazon credit card to get 9 months same as cash and order extra AA batteries to get free shipping.