3-1 Door Handle--03/30/1995
Since Patsy burnt down Edina's kitchen, progress on redesigning the interior
has been slow. Edina, unwisely accompanied by Patsy, sets out to find
the perfect door handle.
3-2 Happy New Year--04/06/1995
It's New Year's Eve in the Monsoon mansion. Edina and Patsy are planning
to go to the most fabulous club on the planet, when news comes of the
imminent arrival of Patsy's long-lost sister, Jackie, a woman with a reputation
even worse than Patsy's own.
3-3 Sex--04/20/1995
Edina has palpitations when she decides that her bedroom isn't big enough.
Saffy works away on a lecture on genetics and ethics. Patsy persuades
Edina to hold an orgy. However, when the night arrives, Edina finds her
desire lacking, so Patsy prescrives a line of coke and a suitably rauchy
video.
3-4 Jealous--04/27/1995
PR-land quakes with anticipation as the time for dishing out awards approaches.
Edina, having paid for them, naturally expects to win her fair share,
but arch rival Claudia Bing has other ideas. Meanwhile, Saffy gets some
extra special education from her psychology lecturer. Supermodel Naomi
Campbell puts in an appearance as herself, but where is Lulu when you
need her?
3-5 Fear--05/04/1995
Patsy moves in to live with Edina when Saffy moves out. However, it proves
to be a turbulent arrangement, especially when they can't find the can
opener. Further trouble erupts when Lulu arrives at Edina's office to
terminate her contract and sign with a high-powered American agency.
3-6 The End--05/11/1995
Edina has gone to a retreat to find herself. Saffy has moved out, and
Patsy has gone to work for a magazine in New York. With Mother left alone
in the house, will life ever be the same again? |